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The act of bringing a person from the other sex over to one's house after school with the intent of sexual relations.
I had Jenny over for an after school special yesterday.
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When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.
Shea called me over cause he said he wanted to give me the Val Val Special
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A concoction of the finest cuisine. First you boil an egg and fry some chimken nuggies. Second make some ramen and add to the mix. Finally add some southern gravy to the mix. Top with some garlic and cajun spices, and you have an Elwin Special
"Bro did you try the Elwin special?" "Yeah dude, had it at the michelin restaurant last week"
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A special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on Urban dictionary to define the term itself into literally Hitler using Illuminati confirmed level leaps of logic, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: I'm dumb? That's something only Hitler would say. nom nom
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!
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Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.
When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.
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Taking your lunch break at the local park and getting a vigorous hand job from a homeless vagrant while noshing on your PB & J with the crust trimmed.
I’m so full and satisfied from lunch today. Cool. What did you have? The lunch break special down at 5 Points Park.
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One of those friends that can't seem to do anything without your help.
Tony is one of those Special Needs Friends that can't even break up with someone without assistance.
I'm not inviting any of my Special Needs Friends to this party, because I want to have some fun.
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