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When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.
Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.
when someone is mad or toxic just say it lmao
Me: you're trash
Him: SBHFUIBHSHEBFHSA
Me: chilloni your baloni dude
Him: bruh moment
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Where homo fellas go for a good time ;)
Aye John let’s go to the buttershop later! It’s greasier than two dudes in a butter shop!
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They don’t exist, KJ Appa is lying to all of you
Girl “there are no sexy red haired dudes”
Other girl “what about KJ Appa?”
First girl “ he’s lying to you”
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Originated from Pete and Jim from Massena NY.
Idea originally came from a ‘Korn’ CD where on a hidden track a man screamed, "No Jerry, Your FUCKED"
‘Your fucked!’ had become a common saying between us.
After speaking with a young girl, Hailey Banks, we found out the she had, had sex, and she was fucked LITERALLY!
So there you have it.
"dude your fucked..... literally."
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A response to close any discussion against a male when you have no argument left (regardless of whether or not the guy-kissing incident actually happened). A bulletproof final statement that leaves its victim either speechless or spastically trying to deny such a thing ever occurred.
Originates from an ancient 'Friends' episode wherein Ross and Chandler battle over who has the worst secret. Will not work on chicks or gay guys.
Whatever dude... you kissed a guy.
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what one dude says to another dude after a night of boozing when they cant find their car.
also a rubbish film
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
and on on on on on..... you get the idea.
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