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to teabag someone but have any choice of your favorite ice cream smuged on the bottom of your sack
"haha i just gave an ice cream sack to jack!"
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Ice cream sold by a hobo. Sold in a variety of flavors such as stained shirt, used napkin, cardboard box, and wet newspaper.
Hobo: Hey, do you want any hobo ice cream?
Person: Oh yeah! Do you have used napkin?
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When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!
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the incapability, or capability of the male to 'cream' just about anywhere
some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
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When someone wakes you up in the morning by jizzing on on your face.
Guy 1: What's a Cream Puff Sunrise?
Guy 2: Idon't know, it just rolls off the tongue.
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When you catch your cum in your foreskin like it’s a cup and make it like an ice cream cone
Dude Jessica totally ate my ice cream cone yesterday bro
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Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.
Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie
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