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A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.
Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...
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A rare condition of the butt that makes it so your farts sound like a duck quacking.
Hey, I don't want to hear a duck quacking so get your DUCK BUTT out of here!
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That nasty shit that comes in the plastic package from the take out chinese restraunt around the corner.
Why do chinese restraunts still have Duck Sauce when they don't serve duck?
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last
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duck(s) are the best animals that ever lived and ever will live! The best variety of species is the rubber yellow duck or the pastic yellow duck. Its habitat? The bath. Confined to this area it has a happy life bopping in the warm bubbly water. But there are problems: suds in their beaks!
SAVE THE YELLOW RUBBER/PLASTIC DUCKS: DON'T USE BUBBLE BATH!
um there are many types of duck(s).... rubber ducks, plastic ducks, mallard ducks, river ducks with their chicks, the tree nesting ducks of finland (amazing i know!) and um all ducks!
MOST FAMOUS DUCK: "The duck" of "the famous canal boat".
ROCK ON DUCKS!
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the nuts of a duck. you put these nuts in your mouth and if you suck on them very hard a magical duck juice will squirt out onto your face. this is magical juice, let it get in your eye. you will also hear the duck moan/quack. this is good, you have pleased the duck. So with the jizz in your eye, with the duck pleased, and with the duck's nuts in your mouth, you realize that you're a sick animal fucker
man i had some duck's nuts in my mouth... i'm a sick motherfucker
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cockney rhyming slang for fuck
alright darlin' fancy a daffy?!
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