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A good town. Mostly Black. Has a good school. School Mascot is the Trojans.
I will move to North College Hill.
Oh really? I live there!
Random town in Buttfuck Nowhere, Tennessee. If you're any sort of LGBTQ+, you will be called so many slurs by most adults and most children. There's nothing here except for a couple McDonald's and there's a Burger King right outside of town. Stay out of here, please. You'll regret stepping foot in this shitty town.
Man 1: Man I love men.
Man 2: FUCK YOU FA-
Man 3: What? Are you from Church Hill, Tennessee?
The “Oak Hill Strangler” is proper nickname for the “Y” intersection that splits Hwy 290 West and HWY 71 in the southwest Austin metro area. Newer Austinites may refer this fork in the road as “The Y” or just “Oak Hill” but its appropriate name is said Strangler.
“Sorry I’m late guys, the Oak Hill Strangler got me this morning.”
When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!
Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
Tobacco hill is when you are addicted to tobacco, nicotine alike, and you cant get any tobacco for a while. That frustration and anger is called a tobacco hill.
Friend, when you got really mad earlier over a small thing were you on a tobacco hill?
Yes, I was on a tobacco hill
When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people
Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage
man's sister: what is it?
man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.
sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth
man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.
sister: Lol. Are you serious?
man: Dead serious.