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Song from the musical RENT that a bunch of little kids think they understand when they really don't know 9/10 of the references in the song.
Stupid kid: (singing) ...Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana...
Normal person: Do you even know who those people are?
Stupid kid: Stfu, viva la vie boheme!
Normal person: Do you know what that means?
Stupid kid: ...We're not gonna pay rent?
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cursing that means something like: Die motherfucker bitch!
... always have to come up with your shit you bastard asshole, when will there be respect, you are like a fucking flye that's fucking and fucking on and on and on... vete a la verga!
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A complex sex act. Foreplay involves one partner eating a roll of coins. They then engage in anal sex until the male feel the coins against his penis. He then yells "Jackpot!" as he ejaculates. The goal is to have the coins fall out of the anus as he pulls out.
Johann: How was it last night?
Garrett: Man, it was crazy! I won the Las Vegas Jackpot!
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A classic la choy bomb consists of 1 can of la choy Chinese food in a plastic shopping bag. The bad I held by a person in the passenger seat of a car and swung in a circular fashion outside the window while the car is moving. Person releases the bag so that it hits the target (other cars, street sighs, people and the homeless) leaving a considerable mess in its wake. Any custom concoction can be use in place of la choy, but experts claim that the original works the best. The greatest of all the la choy bombers is a person known as " boy boy the south troy la choy boy"
Me: damn i'm bored fuck!
Joe crack: yooo lets la choy bomb someone
Goose: yeah I'll drive
Me: i'm calling the south troy la choy boy... (Phone ringing) this is gunna be great
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You get a cyst in your bunghole, Such is life
The doctor diagnosed me with a perianal cyst. Well, Cyst la vie mang
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