Random
Source Code
Random
ginger who be sneaking into your mums dm's
2👍 1👎
1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.
Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?
2👍 1👎
A recreational kickball team in Southeastern Wisconsin. Established by natives of Racine, WI, it's motto is "Ball Kickin', Clover Pickin'!"
Yay! The Ninja Leprechauns went 1-12 this season!!
2👍 1👎
A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.
- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
2👍 1👎
It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!
The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.
2👍 1👎
Car wheels that spin after the car comes to a stop. 352ho
"sittin high on thirty inch ninja stars"
2👍 1👎
When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.
So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."
2👍 1👎