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guess, its really not that hard to figure out... penis, there I said it
When two people are on top of each other facedown with fitness rollers in between.
Did you hear about Taylor … yeah she was double noodling with Gary yesterday! She’s so lucky
if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.
Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
Adj. A servile, preferably Italian mistress whose duties include noodle slurping, dough pulling, flour sprinkling, and pasta machine cranking.
“Noodle Wench! Crank my moist dough, PRONTO! Mama Mia!”