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Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.
That babe has some turkey pits!
When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.
When you fuck three generations of men in the same family (not at the same time)
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
When a man or women recently shaved their perineum and/or around their anus and the result is several and severe razor bumps.
"Yeah, she does anal, but like.
She has a Brazilian Turkey."
The seductive look a man gives, usually named Devon or Devo, in order to bring a female counterpart back to his place for the evening. This look usually produces extreme female orgasms.
Holy shirt girls, did you see DEVO at the music festival tonight in San Francisco? He was handing out Turkey bagels left and right!
Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."