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Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!
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West Coast Masters are medical marijuana growers from California, Oregon and Washington, USA.
They are a secret society of master growers throughout the mountains and valleys of the West Coast who have developed and refined advanced growing techniques and equipment in their basements, garages, bedrooms and attics.
While most growers are content with a yield of 2 - 4 ounces, West Coast Masters consistently yield over 2 pounds per plant indoors, all while staying within the limits of their respective medical marijuana programs.
To achieve massive yields from individual plants, the West Coast Masters have totally rethought growing strategy. They have studied disciplines such as bonsai to work out the best way to develop dense, oversized, symmetrical canopies, and custom built their own equipment as they outgrew what was available on the market.
Did you hear Dru pulled down over 2 pounds of medical marijuana from one plant? He is one of the West Coast Masters!
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This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.
Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.
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a whore who is a mater of all cocks and or wieners
sally is a whore face cock master for stealing my boyfriend.
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Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.
When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.
When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.
Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.
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This is a phrase that a gentleman may use to indicate that he is about to masturbate (referring, of course, to the penis as being a metaphor for a puppeteer's hand, with the female being the puppet).
Now with your kind permission, madam, I would like to retreat into the back room and engage in shaking hands with the puppet master. I shan't be long.
Jenkins was feeling very horny yesterday, as he hadn't participated in shaking hands with the puppet master since the weekend.
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Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.
Kevin is a shit face cock master
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