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The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen
Hot mama: omg do u see that ugly guy
Millie B B : yeah he’s the son of flop Chris Crossen #ewmoment
chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale
chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls
When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.
Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.
A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
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Cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ Sleeps....ALOT!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. Watches porn like a mother fucker! ...(in HD) of course. Loves his naked women on top ;) and wet in the shower. Fucked his math teacher in the ass
rehserahaeraerea Chris Torrence
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To have been beaten by your boyfriend.
Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
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When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.
My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.
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