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someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall
Dued you just got turd burglered
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A person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.
The word was created when Nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown Zune. We then called him a walking turd.
Also used to define a UPS man (see turd on wheels)
Did you see Nick yesterday? He was like a walking turd!
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A Turd Wrangler is the person that scoops the dog poop out of your back yard for you.
Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.
Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.
Turd Wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping poop. To wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. Hire a Turd Wrangler to round up your yard. Wranglers round up poop and clean your yard of pet waste. Turd is another word for poop, excrement, or feces.
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A humourous name for a homosexual man...The name suggests that whilst he's pounding his man-pillows, he's actually in there stealing the Cosby kids.
Other funny words to use are:
AssPirate
ButtBandit
MudZilla
Pillow-Biter
Back-door delivery
soap-dropper
"Hey Seth, how come those bites are on the back of your neck?"
Seth: "Errrrrr...My.....girlfriend....er"
"SETH! don't bullshit me you fat faggot odd looking bastard......you are a Turd Burglar, and i've known it for years"
Seth: "Please don't tell my dad"
"You make me sick, you think he doesn't know you like to drive the wrong way on Hershey Highway???"
Seth: "I wish I was dead"
"Everyone does you sick fuck"
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The term turd monger is to be used only when someone is being a right old Nazi fishmonger, but they are to fragile to take it like a man, so you can use turd monger as a slightly softer insult to avoid the certain death of your enemy.
Go jump off a duck you turd monger!
He is a right old turd munger isn't he.
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A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.
E.G
Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd
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A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets
Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!
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