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When bloke having multiple orgasms, the EVOO is the first press of the olives this is the tastiest thickest and best fluid, denotes the first money shot of many in a sex session.
my Girlfriend loves my extra virgin olive oil.
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the worst steve carrel movie, a horrible film that was not funny and generally over-hyped. the movie had a funny concept but wasn't funny.
dude did you see 40 year old virgin?
you mean that not funny movie from those guys that have a reoccuring penis concept in all their movies?
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Someone who hasn't used urban dictionary, or is ignorant to slang terminology. Therefore is pure to the inappropriate innuendos, and general vernacular of unfortunate pop culture.
Kelly is a word virgin, not knowing what words like swag and hung mean.
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Des has it for some reason and finds it "hot"
-Jen
Des has an Aksel takes Jennifers virginity kink and he finds it hot and cute
On December 23 your encouraged to lose your virginity!
Boy 1: “It’s December 23 what are you doing today?”
Boy 2: “oh HAVENT you heard?? It’s lose your virginity day! I’m losing to my step mom lol”
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Similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead
Person 1: are we gonna have sex tonight?
Person 2: Yeah babe, we're gonna xfinity and loose your virginity
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futile useless ironic enraging
i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
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