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The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
He thinks he is better than everyone else but he’s not no one likes you Christian
I hate you Christian Lowe
A follower, an individual devoid of original thoughts.
Someone who unquestioningly follows trends and fashions.
Nah mate, he ain't cool. He is f low!
the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.
The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.
Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide