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A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.
The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.
The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.
Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!
A typical guy who is a womanizer. 100% straight and only likes woman.
He looks so hot. Girl, he is a womanizer. What‘s his name? Ian Womanizer
Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.
The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.
This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans
Tommmm
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A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
Post wall woman: I'm so sexy
Men: Nah you've already hit the wall, you're beauty is long gone
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