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When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
A massive asian boy, that enjoys the company of spring rolls more than humans.
Is that an earthquake?! NO IT'S FREDDIE WOOD
We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.
(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”
Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’
merrick woods is by far the best day camp you can send your kids to. it may not be sleepaway camp but it’s where you meet your brothers, sisters and forever friends. there’s no where else i’d rather spend my summer. there’s so many sports and activities and there’s never a dull moment. i love merrick woods and so does everyone else there.
merrick woods, the best place on earth!
Means there family is very strong and is even at hard times.abby woods is a Achiever and will achieve anything she/he wants to and her family for sure races. Dang I wish Abby woods was in my family
I wish Abby woods was my name!