yo mama so fat

Her blood type is Nutella

Yo mama so fat!!

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shut yo ass up

Another way in telling somebody to shut their mouth.

Nahojay-Hey, Sagnnua, u a dyke.
Sagnnua-Hey Nahojay, shut yo ass up!

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Yo paso de todo

Spanish (Spain) phrase literally translates to "I pass on everything." A form of a well-mannered "No thanks" or "I'll pass." Used in NiNi club culture where ninis (ni estudia ni trabaja 'no study no work') will pass on everything, because they just want to party, all of the time.

There's no need for drama, mama. I don't want to study, I just wanna party. Yo paso de todo."

"Stop clubbing until 6:00 am! Get a job!"
"No ma, I'm a nini. Yo paso de todo!"

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To Much Dip on Yo Chip

When a person is doing or saying too much

“Alexis you got to much dip on yo chip”

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Blow Yo Shit Back

To shoot someone, particularly but not limited to, the head region.

When we robbed Fort Knox, this general & vault guard kept saying there hasn't been gold in the vaults since 1953 and that we wasting our time. I told them "STOP FUCKIN' WITH ME BEFORE I BLOW YO SHIT BACK! BOTH OF YALL!!"

yo mama joke day

march 23rd, the national day of telling yo mama jokes

“yo mama so fat she got on the scale and it said i need your weight not your phone number” “yo dude what the heck?” “ hey it’s march 23rd national yo mama joke day it’s okay”

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Get Yo Top Spent

To get someone killed or sprayed
To send a hit on someone

"Nigga keep playing Imma Get Yo Top Spent"