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A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
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One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
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1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.
2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
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Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.
Can also be abbreviated as "idk".
Example one:
Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D
Example two:
Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*
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Much like a Donkey Punch but insread of using one's fist they use a flying knee thrust to ensure an epic orgasm.
I was pounding her asshole and leaped to my feet to jump and deliver a VICIOUS donkey knee
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An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
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When you stick your hand in your butt and fart then slap keric lickerman in the face
"Hey Keric, shut up before I start donkey kongin' you".
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