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A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.
2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.
He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.
Another way of saying I don't know or idk, but much more fun. Can pretty much be said at any time without being inappropriate.
Can also be abbreviated as "idk".
Example one:
Person 1: Hey, are you still going to the movies with Rob?
Person 2: I donkey kong, he broke up with me last night.
Person 1: Ahahahahah... ;D
Example two:
Person 1: My brother just died... :'(
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something to comfort me... :'(
Person 2: I donkey kong.
Person 1: Thanks, I feel a lot better now. :) *hug*
A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail
Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail
A person, place or thing that is the absolute worst. Think of something bad and this is just below that.
“Dude, this movie is donkey trash!”
“Lindsay looks like donkey trash today”