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when you fart in class and a dumb ASS girl flips out and gets you in trouble
my ass: poot
girl: omg omg you farted its stinks omg
me: shut the fuck up
teacher: get out of my fucken class
me: why did you have to make fart scene
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when two friends place their asses against one another then each slide slightly to the side, placing a cheek in each others crack. then both parties fart to "close" the buckle.
i barely got my pants off when my girl crept up behind and fart buckled me.
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The noise produced when one's rump rubs against a leather surface (i.e. a leather couch).
"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah, I just leather farted."
"Aight."
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Getting a warm bubbly feeling inside you;
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
Every time mike gets around Gretchen ❤️ he gets into a real fart frenzy
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People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart
Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!
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when you're taking a hit of the bong and you cough into it and blow all the bongwater out the carb. if anyone does this they get punched in the arm by everyone in the circle.
fuckin noob, you donkey farted it! *punch*
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A bucket that rebelious children continuously fart in and close the lid to trap the stink inside. Then they hope their parents will open this bucket and get a waft of child fart.
Dude, I can't wait for my bitch Mom to open my fart bucket. It's got three years of my stinkiest farts waiting for her.
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