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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 16, 2023


stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017


Boop noodle

Snake

I see a boop noodle

by Devonthedumbo January 25, 2021


Noodle bump

The act of two penises touching each other gently during homosexual intercourse.

Majella walked in on her uncles noodle bumping

by NoodlingFiddling December 31, 2024


Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

Bro how were your noodles
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro

by Tee hehe August 2, 2019


noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 15, 2023


Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 20, 2020