Random
Source Code

Seconds

When you get another plate of food after you have initially eaten your first one.

"That food last night was so good, I just has to go back for seconds."

by macdiablo_ July 19, 2019


second

how long you can last in bed

i only lasted a second when fuckin your mom

by momfecker69 October 27, 2022


Second

First looser

Looser! Second place again!

by KRob April 21, 2019


Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022


co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-second-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021


november second

national you got dumped multiple times day

you: hey boston! remember how lily dumped you

boston: oh it must be November second

by perpeeooooopepeoooo November 2, 2022


november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

by jarret mc November 27, 2021