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when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'
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When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"
Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.
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A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.
"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."
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Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.
Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.
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Overapplication of cologne, often to cover up the smell of liquor that persists while intoxicated. Usually upwards of 8 sprays.
"The room always reeks of cologne after McCoy takes his Irish shower"
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Term used to descibe when someone spends a long time in the shower (not necessarily 45 minutes) because they are masturbating. The term is often used without proof to describe anyone who has spent a long time in the shower, regardless of the reason.
Calum was late because he was having a 45 minute shower.
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Girls put their back against the tiles and feet up on the edge of the bath Guys, slot in between her legs
boys love making hot shower sex
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