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Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
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Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
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When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀
Guys come downstairs I beat my meat
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How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
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The sickest custom drums ever! Anti-war, peace promoting website for all who love music! Is that you?
Dude you've never heard about Drop Beats Not Bombs? You gotta google it!
That dude from DBNB is my nigga!
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an exclamation. Something yelled when it's time to beat or kill people for fun.
Johnny: I don't like the look of that guy.
Barry: you know him?
Johnny: not at all.
Barry: Well, looks like its time to beat some ass.
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Beat A Gacha User is a day on the December 2nd in which you can you can beat any gacha user and they CANT fught back!
The Gacha Life user got beaten up because it was Beat A Gacha User day.
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