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Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.
Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?
Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
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To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.
Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.
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an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times
Jack: "what that in your pants!?"
Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."
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semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum
I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.
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a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction
dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner
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The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.
1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."
2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.
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