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(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.
She's great, butter child gets in the way.
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Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
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Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.
Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"
Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"
Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"
Me- Fuck you enemy P
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a move where a naked guy is hiding from his roomate by opening the refridgerator door and standing behind it. When the naked guy looks down he notices his chubber is in the butter dish
When Pete saw Eric coming in the kitchen he realized he was naked so he opened the refridgerator door and pulled a dick in the butter.
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Canni-butter butter that has THC in it from waterleaf or actual buds.
MM this canni-butter is bombo.
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Used in reference almost exclusively to overweight persons, describing specifically ones "man boobies".
Fatty deposits in the pectoral region of males, most always with 20% or higher body fat content. Thus causing the look of two water balloons filled with butter. Usually found on the lazy "X-BOX playing indoor kids" that now make up more than a third of the United States Army's active duty personnel. Reports of butter tits are much higher in Reserve and National Guard Army units. In civilian populations butter tits have evolved into "meaty knee high socks". Butter tits are caused by a lack of physical exercise, a high calorie diet consisting of short order line food and POG bait, and generally not being a good person.
Word is commonly coupled with "thunder gut", "fatty cakes", "cupcake", "goofy looking faggot", and "chunk butt".
"Look at that fat fuck! You'd better start running butter tits!"
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