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Another way to say sombody is unhappy. Those smiling people on the Enzyte commercials are scary.
Looks like Tom over there needs to call Enzyte. He's been really upset lately.
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When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"
Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)
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a friend who you enjoy talking to and find attractive, but have no intentions of hooking up with, but when you're feeling a bit frisky, you use them to get your flirt on, knowing it's not going to go much further that that.
Danni: he said that "hes flirty with me and that he enjoys talking to me but that he's not asking for anything more than that" i'm not sure exactly what that means...
Audrey: I don't know, I think it's pretty obvious that he's just using you as a softcore booty call..
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After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
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A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.
Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"
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An excuse for temporarily leaving a room full of friends, usually to go masturbate.
Hey dude, where did you go just now?
Oh, uh, I just went to the bathroom to call my mom. It's been like 2 or 3 days since I've had the chance to call my mom!
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'calling you out' is basically another way of saying 'i want a fight'.
James! I'm calling you out!!
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