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When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.
I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.
the tenth book in the Captain Underpants series created by Dav Pilkey. It was published on January 15, 2013
Captain Underpants and the Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers is the best book
the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
captain kidd is pretty poggers
A guy who pretty much acts like everything that someone they don't like says is a threat even if it's a simple sentence like 'I wish he'd get run over by his mom's car' or 'I wish you'd get locked in a freezer', overly paranoid to the point of actually thinking that person is trying to hurt them even if they are miles away, and overly reliant on a friend of theirs to the point that friend could be considered their 'parent' who makes 'the bad person' go away. Goes on petty hate tangents.
Captain Whiney has complained about someone getting his OCs wrong.
Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
When an indian person tells you something totally obvious.
- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?
- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
A.K.A. Swizzlesticks
That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.
Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?
Cpt. S: Arby's.
Rusty: But Arby's su-
Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.