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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Also knows as "the shocker" or "two in the pink, one in the stink", this charming little gesture of love is guarannteed to please even the most frigid of feminists. Trim your nails, sports fans, you're in for a wild night.

"Hey Clarence, what did you do for your anniversary?"
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "

by thecelticworrier November 3, 2021

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Jes and Charlie Relationship

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and the incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response ''I dont know'' when the question ''what's up with you two?'' is presented.

We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but... we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Jes and Charlie relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.

by Huge Pete November 6, 2007

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The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick

When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.

Sorry man, I'm staying in tonight -- I'm beat from the Charlie's Angels Hat Trick yesterday.

by MRMNYC December 28, 2016


Charlie the drunk guinea pig

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

An amazing song by The Bloodhound Gang. Using the NATO alphabet, the BHG ingeiously spelt out the word FUCK. The song is full of sexual innuendo.

"If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

by Snake556 September 2, 2005

328๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Charlie Bit My Finger

Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism

One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years

"Charlie bit my finger! Ooooouch Charlie! Charlie bit me!"

Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!

by CBMFD July 26, 2010

73๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Round Town Charlie Brown

Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.

When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.

by get_paid_get_laid_gatoraid November 9, 2015

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