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A Overhyped cod that is most likely gonna be shit. And is a reboot of the black ops series because they have no ideas and are trying to copy modern warfare 2019
Bob: YOOOO BRO I'M SO HYPED FOR BLACK OPS COLD WARRRR.
Daniel: Bro it's just the same shit different year when it comes to Multiplayer. Why are you hyped
Bob: Because it's gonna be like the good old cod daaaayssss
Daniel: Not gonna happen. Also I bet you're gonna end up hating the game after a week like MW 2019.
Bob: Stfu
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
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To bitch slap someone upside the head with a frozen pizza.
person 1: "Never wanted to bitch slap my kid upside the head with a frozen pizza as bad as I did that day."
person 2: "Do you mean you wanted to 'italian cold head' your kid?"
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From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!
"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)
California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
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Man boobies that sweat underneath when they get cold.
Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.
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She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
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A sickness typically suffered by residents of the eastern, especially northeastern, residents of the U.S. during the winter.
Taylor will be out for a few days. He's got a good old east coast winter cold.