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a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
Cow Hug Day is an annual event announced in India in February 2023, encouraging the show of love towards cows by hugging them.
Celebrated on the 14th of fuckin February too....
A stupider way of saying stop the cap
"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"
That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!