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A prank when you rub your balls (nut sack) on the rim of the glass and fill it with nuts, then the glass it rubbed across the face of someone with a nut allergy causing them to react.
"My mate mitch is allergic to nuts. Let's give him a cup-o-nuts and see how badly his face swells up"
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A home brew beer that is made by 2 buddies hanging out, using only 1 cup for wastage when siphoning the beer from fermenter to bottling bucket.
Have you tasted 2 Guys 1 Cup? It's a fantastic Hefeweizen perfect for spring and summer.
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Hungry bitches that eat each others poop then share another once again while embracing each other.
I want to do 2 girls one cup with you, but I want to do it twice so lets do 3 girls one cup.
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Getting punched in the kidneys very hard but proceeding to jerk off while cupping your balls until completion with a mixture of blood and semen coming out
Dude I just red solo cupped my self but I think I need to go to the doctor.
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I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?
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When your flow is like the elevator scene on the shining; You can't sleep, you can't move, you can't even breathe without feeling like big boi godzilla is sitting on your uterus growling like the savage beast he is.
My cup runneth over; it's like the elevator scene from the shining.
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A conquer-all, can be used in 99.9% of all situations. Known to explode when one Cup of your enemies ashes is thrown at another Cup of your enemies ashes. The name of the product should be bolded whenever possible.
Itchy? Pour Cup of your enemies ashes on your bedsheets. You have conquered itching!
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