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To have ejaculated to a point where only air come out
Chichi I'm throwing in the towel ,I am boned dry
When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative
Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”
Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
A reply typically given to someone anticipating your next move ;implying that you will only perform at your most optimal level when everything has come to a standstill from the ensuing shitstorm.
Person 1: "Ready to climb devil's canyon?"
Person 2: "When the air is dry."
The Dry Buffalo is initiated when the male coats his penis is Buffalo sauce and habenero pepper dust, then inserts it into the waiting female's anus.
"Yo bro, I gave your mom the Dry Buffalo last night, we both are still recovering."
When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
A euphemism for marijuana, especially when used by workers or owners of head shops and other retailers where smoking accessories and paraphernalia are sold, but where it remains illegal and/or unprofitable to endorse the idea that the items they sell are to be used for injesting weed.
Head shop worker: "The vaporizers on this shelf are for dry product, and the ones to the left are for wet product."
Customer: "Man, I wish you could just say it."