Kissing ass, but done over the phone.
Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
meaning your a weirdo, weird, dork , nerd.
Travis your such a wah-ear-do!
When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
A person who criticizes and verbally abuses a person for every little thing that they do.
Roy's wife is sucha earfuller all she ever does is criticize and yells at him all the time!
A person who constantly nags and complains.
This guy is an earfuller and an uncool dude!
The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?
Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.