your face

A phrase that can be used in absolutely any situation, no matter how average. Derives from your mom.

Person 1: I got an F on this test.
Person 2: YOUR FACE got an F on this test!

Person 1: I saw something scary today.
Person 2: YOUR FACE?!
Person 1: No, actually I saw the boogeyman.
Person 2: YOUR FACE saw the boogeyman!

Person 1: You suck.
Person 2: So do you.
Person 1: Well...your mom.
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: Your mom's face!
Person 2: OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!

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your face

Probably one of the best comebacks in the world, ususally because your internal organs implode simultaneously whilst trying to hold in the laughter at this comment. This is awesome because faces are all different and have varying degrees of attractiveness. Also this comeback is just plain random.

A: Life sucks
B: Your face sucks!

1: You stink like crap
2: So does your face.

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Slag face

Another nickname for a slutty girl.
How to spot a slag face: they normally wear lots of make up (50 layers of mascara, caked-on orangey foundation, eyeliner and as much lip gloss as possible). Your average slag face can't write, speak or spell properly and has bad manners. They normally spread rumors about other girls (even their so-called "friends"), but always play up for attention whenever there is a slightly acceptable-looking male nearby. Stay clear.

Franca, sorry, I mean slag face, slept with 5 different guys last night. What a slut.

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sexy face

a really hot sexy female or male

Guy: Hey do want to go to the club get drunk, talk to sexy faces and maybe burn something?
Guy's friend: Sure

or

Hey whats up? sexy face

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punchable face

An irritating person who you just want to smack in the face.

Zee: I can't stand that Hussain, he has a punchable face.

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face paint

Ejaculate on someones face.

I pulled it out and I gave her a good coat of face paint!

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Bag face

Someone who has been tea bagged.

he/she is a Bag Face.

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