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my delicious strawberry nesquik.
chocolate and other flavors are gay.
like your mom
fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*
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a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.
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A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Christ.
I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak...There ain't no disguising the truth! ;)
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Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.
There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.
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A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
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1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.
2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you
1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?
Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.
Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.
Bob: Jesus Titties!
2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!
Person: Jesus Titties!
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Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.
Did you see that goal in the football game last night?
Yeah. It was Jesus Status
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