Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.
Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.
Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.
Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????
...what?
The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.
Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.
See; The best fucking thing ever.
'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'
'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'
'What the fuck? You poser.'
one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.
ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons
the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant
When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared
we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .
he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.
A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.
"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"