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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.
Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
Only gets with people when she’s horny and doesn’t think about anyone or anything else
Will get extremely angry if someone does the same thing to her
Don’t pull a hannah think about peoples feelings
she is a beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. shes strong and stands up for herself. she has anger issues but is still the most caring person you can find. she is really good at gifts. she overthinks too much and doesn’t always let people know when they hurt her. she is afraid to loose everybody. still, she is an amazing human and really unique and beautiful. if you surround yourself around a hannah, ur lucky, because you wouldn’t be friends with her if she didn’t like you. you would be in the ground. she can sometimes use people as a punching bag because she has slot of suppressed anger. a hannah is most likely a homosexual.
person 1: hannah is beautiful
person 2: yea but don’t get on her wrong side, she’ll beat you up.
She is the BESTEST friend you'll ever fine. She's funny, loving, caring, And VERY protective of her friends :)
You: Hi hannah :)
Hannah: Hi :D
Hannah loves (Jacob) more it's a fact. No doubt about it. Can't deny it.
"Hannah loves Jacob more 100%"
a dumb ass hoe. can’t clean her room ever and thinks she can beat her sisters ass but really doesn’t have a chance.
hannah’s are very annoying and nobody likes them. they always are asking for data hotspots in exchange for their halloween candy. they have very little self control and always want to sleep. they dress like boys.
daniel: “hey look at that girl! she’s pretty hot!”
ethan: “dude,, she’s a hannah though.”
daniel: “oh shit, nvm then.”