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The last sentence Harry Potter heard before getting kidnapped by Hagrid
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
*Harry got surprised and followed Hagrid to his White van*
The DEFINITION of perfect. Prince hair Harry (phh) cannot compete. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. Often abbreviated to lhh.
Person 1: “Do you prefer long hair harry or prince hair harry?”
Person 2: “lhh, duh! The people who prefer phh are lying to you.”
You're a Faggot Harry: This is a internet meme created from the award winning movies Harry Potter Series.
Hagrad: You're a Faggot Harry
Potter: Thanks Hagrad
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That guy you always see in the gym who loads the Bench Press up to a very impressive level, before making a fool of himself by only extending his arms half way through each repetition.
Also seen when a guy is trying to impress the ladies with as many push-ups as he can muster, only to not push himself more than a carrot's-length from the ground.
Corporal #1: Oh wow, I rarely see Sir in the gym at the same time as us, I was starting to think he never went at all!
Corporal #2: Wow Lieutenant Scotts must be a unit to push all that weight!
*Lt. Scotts barely raises the bar above his chest before lowering it, and repeats*
Corporal #1: Yeah, I knew it: he was totally lying when he bragged about his bench press.
Corporal #2: No doubt, he's just Harry Half-Reps!
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Neil Patrick Harris: "I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY."
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a fun/fantasy book for everyone
there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series
a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay
"harry potter is gay...harry potter is a hairy pothead"
"i love harry potter...i'm obsessed"
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the chuck norris of gay people
"Whenever i'm sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story" Neil Patrick Harris
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