The Hot Friend is a friend you low key like but you’re to afraid to do anything because you’re to afraid to lose your friend.
Bro she’s The Hot Friend but we won’t ever do anything.
When your girl is giving you a hand job, but doesn’t use any lube, lotion or spit.
Damn, she didn’t lube up my dick it was such a shitty hot rub
I heard she gives a mean hot rub
When the back of someones head looks more attractive than their actual face does, resulting in a feeling of disappointment
Guy 1: Damn dude that gurl looks hot as hell, let's see if she turns around
Guy 2: ah shit false alarm, we got ourselves some backhead hotness
Hot shoulders are what John L. has. His shoulders radiate like the sun and we all wish we have his shoulders.
“John L. has very hot shoulders.”
The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.
This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?
I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.
I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.
when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)
"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"
A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.
Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"
Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"
Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'