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how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025


How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023


That's how I roll

Saying its your way of doing stuff

Dude, you did that so fast!

Yeah, That's how I roll.

by I'm a Thea June 19, 2016


How did he get the gun?

"HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN!?" ~ Lib-tard

Shit-lib "HoW dId He GeT tHe GuN? GuUuUuUuNs BaAaAaAad!"

Hym "It was his father's gun. He could have just bought a gun. My father has a gun. I could get a gun today. Why would he not be able to get a gun?"

Shit-libs "NO ONE should be able to get a gun."

Hym "Yeah, there it is. Well, they can. They have a right to have them. He didn't do anything wrong UNTIL HE PULLED THE TRIGGER so there is no way to stop him from getting the gun. The only thing you can do to stop that from happening is by stopping yourselves from being a piece of shit. And you can't. It's so deeply embedded within you it's impossible. You're not EVER going to take the right to own a gun. Ever. It isn't ever going to happen. We all have a firm grasp of the causal chain leading up to the shooting. It isn't phantom craziness. It's your own cognitive dissonance that is the problem here. So... You know... Eat shit. Get shot by the people you bully and die."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2024


How yk

Unemployed

Person 1: joel gurt how yk??

by Jkulalalalala April 26, 2025


how the elements made music

how the elements made music

how the elements made music

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025


How the elements made music

How the elements made music

How the elements made music

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025