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Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 30, 2021


Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 20, 2019


Arts and Humanities Scholar

Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office

by distress69 September 19, 2018


Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017


Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis

Hey bro wanna play human bop it

by Clifford the big red asshole January 7, 2022


Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021


Defy Humanity

To challenge; or to do something considered impossible.

I Defy Humanity all the time !

by DefyHumanity20 January 27, 2021