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Kissing ass, but done over the phone.
Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
meaning your a weirdo, weird, dork , nerd.
Travis your such a wah-ear-do!
When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear
Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?
Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!
When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
A snoopy deformity or snoopy dog breast deformity is a complication that can occur following a breast augmentation with implants. A breast with a snoopy deformity will have the distinct appearance of drooping breast tissue that falls below the breast implant. This gives the appearance of a sad looking snoopy dog with the nose pointed towards the ground. This deformity is sometimes also called a waterfall deformity, due to the appearance of breast tissue spilling over the breast implant like a waterfall.
We are unsure where and when plastic surgeons first began using the name “Snoopy” to describe the deformity of droopy breast tissue. Snoopy is a registered trademark of Peanuts
Gail: I'm thinking of getting my breasts done
Anna: Why? You have a decent sized rack
Gail: That's all bra keeping them up. When I take it off they look like snoopy ears
Anna: Oh dear
a south korean girl group member, lee mijoo wore cat ears during one of her performances and got many attention from knetizens
omg the girl with the cat ears is so extra!