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One of the most confusing yet amazing feelings you will have in your life. You feel as if your chest will burst when the person you love says "I love you". You think about that person all the time in all the things you do and only want that person to be happy even if you have to sacrifice to make it happen. You have full trust in them and would do anything or go anywhere to be with them. You feel light and find yourself smiling more often. Love is the ultimate high you can get.
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The biggest joke ever played on the human race by God and his friends. No two people on planet Earth can ever agree on what it is, what it means, or how it feels; therefore it must not exist. Love is a lie.
Disclaimer; this was not submitted by some miserable sap who thinks his only true soulmate just left him. No, it's just the simple truth. Think about it.
Believer: I love her, dude
Friend: You what her?
Believer: I LOVE her!
Friend: Man, that whole thing is just a myth.
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guy to a girl= oh dear i love u so much
girl=oh really dear... fucks her nicely and.....
guy =take your leg off from me bitch..
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Worthless. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't exist
He swore he loved her. It was a lie.
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wanting to poop in someones butt only to wish the fecal feeling returned back to you via their butt. forever and ever
))<>(( love ))<>((
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a name that karly uses for all of her friends to show that she cares.
1. singular: love.
2. plural: loves.
1. karly- "hey love, how are you?"
friend- "i'm great, kar!"
2. karly- "hey loves, i haven't seen you guys in forever!"
friends- "yea, how are you?!"
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Love is the ability of two total strangers to be able to throw down, rip each others clothes off, teach each other dirty things they've never heard of, wake up the next morning, say goodbye, and do it all again the next night because they are really close friends who don't want to get hurt.
True love is where two strangers can look at each other before talking and at least have the notion of "I could fall in love with this person." But if they don't both think of it the love can never be true. One person can pine all their lives for the one that they saw before any one else but if the person they saw didn't notice them first, nothing matters. You have to move on and it's possible.
1.) "We were in some hard fuckin' love last night, all night and twice in the shower this morning. Once in my pool this afternoon and we'll be at it again in the hot tub tonight."
"Yeah, so was I, with her. Your friend is in love with alot of people!"
"I know, but she loves me the most"
2.) Guy: "You don't love me."
Girl: "Yes I do"
Guy: "No, you saw him first. You thought it was him. I knew it was you, you stupid bitch get out of here so I can love (1) your best friend!"
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