23th July

23th July is the day rixmelios was born

Someone: it's 23th July today!
Someone: Yea ik, it's rixmelios birthday!!

no juice july

the same thing as no nut november. only its for girls/anyone with a vag. they can't finger, touch their vag, take nudes, send nudes, watch porn, squirt, and nothing else.

Boy: FINALLY!

Girl: What?

Boy: It's no juice july!

Girl: Fuck.

July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.

- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!

1 July

National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.

-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~

1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day

' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

July 23

The day fuckers were put together in a band called One Direction 🥳🎉🎉🎊

“It’s July 23rd let’s celebrate For there 12 year anniversary.”