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The place where crackheads come to play and dark and dirty jokes is the language.
"Welcome to Magic's theater! Well have plenty of catnip!"
wow, magic is the words, girls usually say when their boyfriend's are flirting with ugly bitches.
"lumingon lang ako, may kahalikan ka ng dikya, wow, magic"
This move is a mix up between the Houdini and the Spiderman. In houdini fashion reach the point of climax and spit on your partners back. In your hand you prepare your "web" and while your partner faces you, you slap them with a handful of semen.
Dude #1 "Xitri taught me the Magic Web and I used it in bed!"
Dude #2 "what did your wife think of it?"
Dude #1 "she's reconciling our marrige"
me. im a magical girl. my name is denpa chan, my powers are moe anime 2000s denpa kawaii powers!!!1!1!!!!
some guy: lol your not a magical girl
denpa chan: MAGICAL GIRL POWER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!
When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra
I performed meatball magic on my friends sister