Meat lips

A derogative term for long and/or thick labia.
American society considers this a negative trait due to unrealistic depictions of labia in porn, in which porn stars receive labiaplasty (as well as extensive hair removal) to remove the labia or reduce its side.
In reality, this is a natural and normal trait that should not be made fun of.

Often soft, juicy, and preferred by individuals (particularly in foreign cultures).

"My girlfriend's meat lips are so luscious, I could never go back to regular lips."
"Her meat lips look like flower petals"
"Her meat lips are extra sweet"

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meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

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Manufactured Meat

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.

"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."

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Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.

Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.

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Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.

Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc

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Meat Creek

Anal sex when your partner (reciever) of said anal sex has swamp ass.

Hey man, yeah last night, was going great with her. Until things got hot and heavy, by the end of the night I was swimming in meat creek.

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chode meat

Chode: A penis thats wider than it is long.
Chode Meat: The meat inside a chode.

MMMMMM MMMMMMM........this chode meat is delichious.

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