Five finger fillet

When the boy can fit all for of his finger and thumb into the woman's vagina.

"I gave that chick a good five finger fillet"

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five year plan

Relationships:
When the girlfriend (or boyfriend) in a relationship desires to be with their partner for an annoyingly large amount of time, although not necessarily for more or less than five years, if at all an amount of time is specified.
Said partners tend to almost immediately wish to discuss marriage, children and growing old together, and are also very 'clingy' and choking. A common occurrence if it is one or both partner's first serious relationship, or if one or both parters are inexperienced in relationships.

Chris: Dude, my girlfriend's really choking me.
Graham: Why?
Chris: Ah she's started talking of marriage, kids, she wants to see me all the time...I think she's a five year plan girlfriend.

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Five you a Caller

"I'll give you a call" in drunk. Usually associated with other typos and "wtf does that mean" words. Used mainly when writing a message to one of your mates.

Jamie (while leaving a message to a friend): andy you mised the pubcrwal ill five you a caller when the djunk one coems along.

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the high-five downstairs

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.

I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".

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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too

How does that do in The Five P's System???

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Unintentional High-fives

An exciting and interesting game you can play at your work place or during school. Basically, you give High-Fives to people when they don't expect it. Every time you do, you get a point. This is a fun game to play with people who like to talk with their hands.

Joe: "OMG I'm so excited for the party on Saturday!" *Dramatic hand gesture*
Allen: *High-fives* "Bam bitch! One point!"
Joe: "Aw man, How are you so good at this game?"
Allen: "I play unintentional High-fives so much, I don't talk with my hands anymore, I talk with my fists!"

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five points above

to be fucking retarded beyond reason

also a band

Dude, you are officially five points above after saying that shit.

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