Put your nuts back in your sack!

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."

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bury your balls in your butthole

to kick someone in the balls so

creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"

little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"

little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls

little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"

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Your mother

A beginning of an insult that is apparantly "funny".
But tbh isnt.

Only if it's really insulting,
you'll laugh your ass off.

Your mother has chest hair.

LOL@HER

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Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

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digging your own grave with your mouth

A metaphorical phrase to describe the common practice of eating yourself to death.

Well my friend, it seems that you are highly unable to stop digging your own grave with your mouth!

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winding your ass and scratching your watch

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

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Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is' means:
a) Practice What You Preach;
b) Back Your Intelligible Words And Intellectual Mind With Good Sound Judgement, Evidence and Proof;
c) You Yourself Would Not And Could Not Buy Your Way Through Life With The Rubbish That Spews From Your Mouth;
d) Go And Spend Yourself Acheiving Fruitless Pursuits, And Worthless Gain.

You can tell someone to Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is as a rude derogatory gesture indicating that their speech is Nonsense or you can Invite and Inspire healthy competition for someone to proove and/or Instill their self-worth.

It stems from the idea that most people are Hypocrites.

Hypocrites are self-conceited people that have self-inflated views of themselves. They brag and boast about their Ideals but have 'No Idea on how to Achieve Results. They talk about things and say things that are contraditory to reality, and things that may contravene The Laws Of Humanity, Science, Maths And Religion - but that's just what I think. I have no proof where the idea stems from!!!

Here are 2 very different exmaples applied to 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is', but viewed from a wider aspect rather than the personal level.

Example 1: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Porche!
A Gesture To Invite/Inspire Healthy Competition.
Personal Observation: - Many Porche Car Owners have Money but no street racing skill to drive a Porche or race a Porche through the streets of London.

Example 2: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is Peacemakers and Lawgivers.
A Gesture Of Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech.

Politics: Rude Derogatory Gestures And Speech that makes No Sense usually comes from the politicians, statesmen, world leaders and union officials when it's election time.

Their 'party manifestos and Speeches Indicate a fair policy for all. That is what they do, that is their job - to blind the poor and working class with fancy words that mean nothing. They pretend to care about real issues whilst the rich and educated are involved in Nutricide , Genocide and plunder.

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