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nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.

Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.

by Sam and henchman September 26, 2007

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Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

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Calm A Nut

To relax in ones sexually frustrated testicular region

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut

by Fatika January 31, 2011

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The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 25, 2018

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What the nut

Same meaning/use as β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œwhat the hell”

Jimmy: β€œDUDE! I GOT W SAV LAST NIGHT ESKETITTT”

george: what the nut !!!!

by lilnut420esketit March 19, 2018

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gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.

Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.

by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018

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Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.

Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.

by The Hebrew Hammers February 3, 2011

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