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When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.
You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.
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Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
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To go, to leave. Used derogatively.
A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.
"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.
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Taken from Star Trek: TNG where Picard is always telling Number One to Make It So.
1. Go ahead and do it.
2. Enough talk, do it already.
3. Answering to the affirmative.
"Hey, I was wondering if I can try leading the meeting today?"
"Make it so, Number One"
"Can I go out for lunch?"
"Make it so, Number One"
"Can I go out for go to the bathroom?"
"Make it so, Number One"
"Can I reboot the server?"
"Make it so, Number One"
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it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”
Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt
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An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
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A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"
This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...
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